William Wheaton
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
More on The Bunny Game, Human Centipede 2 and the BBFC...
Monday, November 19, 2012
Asian Horror: The Uninvited/Coming Soon/Into the Mirror
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Caroline Pierce+Allen Dusk/The Perfect House/Atom the Amazing Zombie Killer
This post is composed of brief reviews
of a number of different films that showed at my work place the Sci-Fi Center
in Las Vegas recently, except for the film called Slaughter Disc where I just
got a promo DVD at a Sci-fi Center event.
In all cases, people involved with making the films were on hand to
answer questions and do promo for their projects. I have decided to include the reviews
together to give a sense of the general vitality of things going on specifically
at the Sci-Fi Center and also the general vitality of things taking place in
the world of independent horror production.
Caroline
Pierce who is best known as an adult film star, although she has collaborated
with a guy named David Quitmeyer (who also just put out a novel about killer
bed bugs called Shady Palms recently under the name Allen Dusk) on some more
horror oriented films. I got two DVDs
free at the event, Slaughter Disc and Tales from the Carnal Morgue (an
anthology disc of three shorts), and a copy of Shady Palms. These films actually came out a number of
years ago, but they are new to me and would be to a lot of people. Slaughter Disc is yet another film that plays
with the whole snuff flick death on video kind of thing. It’s a little bit different from other
murder caught on film/video type films in that this one involves a supernatural
element, with people getting sucked into television screens, as in the 80’s
film Poltergeist. I suppose I should
warn audience that a good portion of the film is essentially pornography
sequences, and is arguably as much or even more so a porno film than a horror
film. Well, how is it? I must be honest I’m a horror film person
and not much of a porno person. This one
kind of addresses that kind of an impression of pornography though, because the
main character has a very clear addiction problem with pornography. The main
character is sort of odd, he chooses masturbating to pornography over spending
time with his real girlfriend, for which she dumps him at the beginning of the
movie. That’s the one thing that is very
interesting about the film- it’s a porno film about an individual destroyed by
pornography. I actually feel the
depiction of pornography addiction in this one is psychologically dead on. He
comes across this haunted DVD and Caroline Pierce plays an evil female
demon/ghost/whatever. The filmmakers did
not have a whole lot of money to work with, but the film is fairly gory. The soundtrack music is actually pretty good-
apparently it was done by Peter J. Gorritz the bassist for the goth band The
Last Dance. At the Sci-Fi center event we screened two films from Tales from
the Carnal Morgue, Mail Order Bride and Sustenance. Mail Order Bride a guy orders a robot woman
on-line, the robot woman is shown violent film footage which screws with her
programming and then she kills the guy of course, it’s comedic in tone. The other film on the DVD that was screened
at the Sci-Fi center was Sustenance. Sustenance is about a woman who enters
into a weight loss program where she is put in a kind of solitary confinement
and fed her own flesh. Fans of extreme
horror will most likely enjoy the third film on the Carnal Morgue disk. People who are fans of Caroline Peirce for
her work from adult films will likely prefer Slaughter Disc. I’m an extreme horror guy and not a porno
person, so I preferred Sustenance. I haven’t gotten around to reading Shady
Palms but it looks pretty decent.
The Perfect House is a recent
horror film. We had one of the directors
Kris Hulbert and the producer Andrea M. Vahl and over and screened the
film. This is actually an excellent
film. I had initially identified the
film as an anthology style film, but I was corrected and told by one of the
director Kris Hulbert that sequels are planned in which the details of the
storylines in the film become clear. The
general gist of it is that you have a couple looking at a house for sale, and
they are surprised that the price is as low as it is, but this because a series
of highly violent events have taken place in the house stretching back from the
200’s to the late 60’s which are shown in flashback. One of them involves a dude killing his neighbor’s
entire family in front of him for not returning his weed whacker. There’s
another one about a family with a disturbed mother. Another one involves a guy
who keeps a woman prisoner in small cage in his basement and brings down other
people he kills because he enjoys having the prisoner watch. It is the only film I’m aware of in which a
victim with multiple stab wounds is thrown in salty bathwater, which is one of
a few prolonged torture sequences in the film.
As you can tell, this film is obviously released by Disney. Family fun
for children of all ages! Atom
the Amazing Zombie Killer is a comedy more than anything else. A bunch of guys from Denver, Colorado made
the film and dropped by the Sci-Fi Center.
The main character Atom is leader of a bowling team, who through a head
injury suffers from hallucinations that he is surrounded by zombies, and starts
hacking them up, but it’s actually just real people. There are a number of other plot elements
that have to do with the rival bowling team and their leader who steals Atom’s
girl. The theme music was done by the
Las Angeles punk band the Radioactive Chicken Heads. The violence in the film is strictly
cartoonish slapstick, and there is a fair bit of gross-out bathroom humor. It’s pretty funny. Good times.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Voivod/Innocence of Muslims
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Innocence of Muslims Trailer
I can assure you this movie is not coming to a theater near you anytime soon.
I’ve written on here about some controversial films. But Serbian Film, the Bunny Game and Human Centipede don’t come anywhere near the level of controversy of Innocence of Muslims. The U.S state department said this got the U.S. Ambassador to Libya assassinated without having any kind of theatrical release. The producer of the film’s identity is unknown and the actors involved with the film are in the media saying that they were mislead as to the film’s content. That is probably a very good thing for them to say as soon as possible for their personal safety. Innocence of Muslims is a weird, anti-Muslim propaganda film in which the Prophet Mohammad engages in pedophilia and homosexuality, brutal murder, and fabrication of the Quran for the sake of defrauding his followers. Michael Savage was banned from entering the UK for making statements about Islam far more moderate. People like Salmon Rushdie and the makers of South Park received death threats for much less provocative statements about the Prophet.
It may seem a mote point, but based on the trailer, the film also probably doubles as one of the worst films of all time. The costumes look like they were taken from some kids’ Christmas pageant at some church somewhere. They shot on blue screen and edited in the desert badly. You have likely seen better acting in pornography. The thought that this is art worth dying for is sort of hilarious. The filmmakers appear to be mostly successful at coming up with an excellent way to get your head blown off- for whatever cinematic value that has.
I don’t know in what form we may ever see this film released in its entirety- perhaps on some sort of hate webpage somewhere. Based on the trailer I doubt I will not dedicate time to watching the film in its entirety. The only case in which I can see their being reason to do so would be if someone was a real specialist in U.S/Middle East relations.
Update: without getting into it all, it has since turned out that this video was made by a guy named Nakoula Nakoula who was in trouble for white collar crime. The video had nothing to do with the murders at the U.S. embassy in Libya, it also turned out.
Update: without getting into it all, it has since turned out that this video was made by a guy named Nakoula Nakoula who was in trouble for white collar crime. The video had nothing to do with the murders at the U.S. embassy in Libya, it also turned out.
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Extreme Asian Torture Double Feature: Marebito and Infection
These two films, Marebito and Infection, were shown together (with subtitles) as a double feature at the William Powell’s Sci-Fi Center in Las Vegas. I have to be cautious about what films I take the time to review on here because my schedule is becoming increasingly full and I only have time to review films that will attract public interest, if I can, which is by no means the kind of films that interest me much, but these films seem to be the kind that a review could attract some attention. Those Japanese are sure to come up with some sadistic horror films given the opportunity- the Guinea Pig videos back in the 80’s actually had people thinking they were real snuff films, Grotesque back in 2009 was banned in the UK outright. If you want to talk about body horror, more recent Japanese horror cinema goes there in a big way. Some of these ultra-sick and disturbing Japanese films are going to work better than others, obviously. I strongly preferred Infection over Marebito. Don’t get me wrong, Marebito is actually pretty good, but Infection is amazing. Marebito I would be willing to sit down and watch again just to get a clearer sense of what is going on in the film, if such a thing is possible. I don’t think you can necessarily sit down and map out the plot of Marebito and have it all logistically make sense really. The main completely crazy and it is strongly suggested that what is going in the film is actually going on in his head. The general gist of it is that the main character discovers an underground tunnel system beneath Tokyo in which he finds a woman that has never had human contact and lives entirely off of blood. First he feeds her his own blood (which he says he enjoys and appears to get off on sexually) but then begins killing people to feed her. This plot synopsis is a vast oversimplification but I hate writing out a plot synopsis for films in a review and, again, this film I would be willing to watch over because a lot of it didn’t appear to make sense to me much. It is suggested at one point that one woman he kills is actually his wife and the strange woman that only drinks blood he finds underground is actually his daughter. Obviously, this a wholesome family film that should be shown to children in elementary schools, especially around the holiday season. Infection is hot. It actually scared me. This hospital in Japan is running out of money, not clear if there is some sort of economic depression going on, but that is sort of the implication. This hospital is running under budget and with inadequate staff. There is an ambulance headed to the hospital with a mysterious illness. This one becomes another one in which it is not clear how much is actually going on in the character’s minds. There is an incident in which by making a mistake, one of the patients, a burn victim, dies, and the doctors and nurses involved discuss the ways to conceal the error. Meanwhile, the ambulance has dropped off the mysterious patient which has a contagious infection which first effects the brain and then causes the internal organs to dissolve into green slime. It is suggested that the disease is actually a disease that takes place in the mind, and has something to do with the death of the burn patient. The answers are not given conclusively in the end, without spoiling too much. A woman in the audience actually screamed during the screening of Infection. It’s pretty sweet.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Last Days Here Review
It makes sense for me to review this film now just because the DVD came out a few weeks ago and I just happened to see it. I am not going to lie and say this is an amazing film- it is not. It’s a documentary about the lead singer of the 70’s doom metal band Pentagram Bobby Liebling who spent years smoking crack in his parents basement. He- I don’t know- Pentagram is a really good band but I am not crazy about this Liebling guy. He’s really not especially insightful or interesting. He’s a weirdo, and not really in a positive way. He gets sober by the end of the film. The film is similar in tone to the documentary about Arthur Kane of the New York Dolls except Arthur Kane had vanished from music and become a very serious Mormon, which is a lot more sympathetic. Bobby is pretty annoying, he vanished from music to smoke crack in his parent's basement. But who is really annoying is his wife. He marries one of his young fans in the film. This is an ugly crackhead who lives with his mom. First of all, she becomes romantically involved with a particularly ugly crackhead because he was in some band in the 70’s, which reminds me a lot of the woman who said she wouldn’t date me because I wasn’t a skinhead in high school. Secondly, if you watch the film, the strong argument could be made that she was more of a hindrance to Bobby’s recovery than a help. The documentary doesn’t even play that much Pentagram in it.
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