Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Sean Hannity has a Boner Because Osama is Dead and an Identity Crisis Because Obama Killed Him

Sean Hannity Has a Boner Because Obama is Dead and an Identity Crisis Because Obama Killed Him       

Listening to Sean Hannity on Osama bin Laden, talking to former Mayor Giuliani and others about the death of Osama bin Laden.  Man this Sean Hannity real seems to have a hard-on for the corpse of Bin Laden.  He keeps saying over to see the photos of the corpse.  It is a kind of quandary because part of the format of the show is that he has to rant against Barack Obama.  He’s paralyzed because his greatest wet dream, which is Navy Seals blowing Osama away have come true, but it has come true under the watch of Obama, which defies the principles of format the radio show is based on.  It is as though a law of physics has been broken.  Hannity seems to want time alone with the glossy eight by tens of the death photos.  The details are way to exciting for Sean to keep in his pants, but he is in the uncomfortable role of his outstated mission to make Obama a one-term presidency.  It’s quite a conflict of interest Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh have on this one, a possibility they must have completely overlooked.  Oh, I’ve been involved with the NRA and the Libertarian Party of Nevada, I would not describe myself as a screaming liberal, but it would be hard to ignore the irony of Sean Hannity’s apparent woody for the corpse of Osama bin Laden, care of the Commander-in-Chief himself.  It’s a doozy. 
There are a number of strategies they kind of employ, one of them being to discuss the way the “liberals” have supposedly underscored of the role the George W. Bush administration set for the execution of Osama in Laden.  The other obsession that keeps reoccurring is that Gitmo worked, i.e., that the intelligence techniques used by the Bush administration, specifically waterboarding.  He kind of seems to have a hard on for that, too.  He’ll try and swing that one into a criticism of Obama and the left even though, well, Obama actually did use waterboarding techniques.
It may take a while to sort out this psychological internal conflict, in which the libidinal need for the photos of the carcass. Hannity more so but a lot more then the big man Rush in charge, but they both really sound like their blowing a load of the details of this crap, but they can’t abandon their most basic prime directive of hating Obama.  They sound like their brains are going to explode.  You can almost hear Hannity drooling on air, but he’s got to fit the format.  They have to be losing sleep over this quandary, they need to discuss this with a professional.  

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