Saturday, February 18, 2012

Review: Zombie Christ

Yes, they made a film called Zombie Christ. Christ comes back from the dead as a zombie. There is one problem. As much as this film is blasphemy against religion it is a blasphemy against filmmaking. There is only one saving grace to the film is that the filmmaker Bill Zebub, who apparently owns a metal magazine, was able to put together a decent metal soundtrack for it. If you took the soundtrack to this film and let it run as a Spotify doom metal playlist, it would work. But this film is neither scary nor all that funny if it's meant to be a joke. There is a whole lot of female nudity in it, but these are not necessarily all the best looking women in the world- some of the actresses used for this film are attractive, others not so much. This is one of those low budget horror films where the actresses have difficulty remembering their lines. The special effects in this film are also not so special. There's a comedic bit where the zombie christ makes a priest's penis explode as punishment for raping young boys, and the fake penis used in the scene doesn't even look at all realistic. People make some excremental horror films- trust me, my ex-girlfriend was involved with LoveCracked , I know. However, Zombie Christ is among the worst I've seen. The DVD of Zombie Christ has a whole bunch of adds for Bill Zebub's other films.

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