Friday, September 9, 2011

Film Review: Lady Magdelene’s! One of the Worst Films of All Time!!!!!!





I only know about this film because a film I was in is showing directly before this film at the one art-house theater in Las Vegas. Words cannot express how bad this film is. It’s a spy movie and a failed comedy about a brothel in Las Vegas made on a micro-budget. It apparently showed at a libertarian film festival. I’m one of the few people who has actually been a member of the Libertarian Party I’ve never heard of a libertarian film festival. Also, I don’t have any sense as to what this film has that expresses a libertarian viewpoint or any other form of ideology.
They made this film nearly two hours long on top of it. The plotline has to do with this federal agent gets transferred from working against terrorism to working on a brothel that has gone into default. It ends up being that the hookers at the brothel end up trying to thwart a terrorist attack.
It’s wretched. The hookers aren’t even that cute some of them.
It keeps going and going.
The acting is so worse then the acting in porn. It was made for five bucks in Las Vegas.
I was involved with the Libertarian Party and I was in a low budget film in Vegas and I had never heard of this piece of crap.
Osama bin Laden is in it. The jokes, however, are not at all funny.
It’s one of the worst films ever.
At the end there’s a lengthy out-take type real deal. It keeps going. They sing in it a few times.
It’s awful.

1 comment:

  1. Actually, I got a plot element here wrong. I'm not going to bother correcting because it effectively demonstrates how little i cared about the films "plot".

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